A reader pointed us in the direction of Trevor’s Drunken Hooker Shop. We’ve never heard of it, but it’s on Google Maps, so it’s gotta be real-right?

Have you ever been?

According to the reviews, it looks pretty kick A!

Not sure how I feel about a 12-year old going to this sort of establishment. That thing might work in Europe-but we’ve got a different set of morals here in Texas. I mean, I’m big on sex ed, but maybe this dad should wait until his son is more mature.

How old were you when you ‘lost your virginity’?

Did you ‘lose your virginity’ to a ‘lady of the night’?

Is ‘drunk sex’ better than ‘sober sex’?

And while the dad above seems to think the hookers were really drunk, not everyone agrees:

Plus, one reviewer warns against having the duck:

Will ‘cat houses’ overtake the food trailer as Austin’s number one place to ‘eat out’?

Should the city look into ‘tighter regulations’ by the health department for Austin area ‘cat houses’?

Would a tax on prostitution help bail out Texas’s troubled economy?

Speaking of ‘troubled economy.’ It looks like Trevor’s is great for the bargain shopper:

Who’s got the best ‘early bird special’ in Austin?

Where does your husband go when you have ‘girls night out’?

Should prostitution be legalized or just decriminalized?

Is West Campus a modern day ‘Sodom and Gemorrah’?

Where do you go to find Austin’s hottest drunken hookers?

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