WINNER: Austin’s Ugliest Underwear

By running this contest, I’ve learned two things about this city:

1. Y’all are all voyeurs OR
2. Nobody keeps/buys tacky underwear anymore.

Whatever the case, you voted, and “Antonio” won, just barely edging out “Ethel.”  Yup, that means that 41% of you decided that the image of a sculptured penis on a pair of boxers was uglier than Ethel’s torn granny panties.

Antonio wins a gift certificate to Skivvies on 5th St.

Austin, you’re on notice: I expect you to buy or snoop out some tacky/ugly underwear over the next year.

Thanks all who submitted and everyone who voted!