Special ‘Guess the Lineup for the Perez Hilton SXSW Party’ Version of Things We Love

Hands down, Fader Fort wins best party during SXSW. But for me, the best lineup is always the Perez Hilton Party. And while I may not agree with celeb chasing, I’ve gotta give the dude mad props for his music selection.

Kanye West shot from my iPhone at the Perez Hilton party. Check out Perez in the back!

I won’t lie: Last year got a little messy. I scammed my way in by using a printout of my roommates RSVP, met up with my folks, and made a beeline to the adult bevskis. Whether it was the abundance of free beer or the rivers of free vodka, my boys and I got crunk quickly, and proceed to dance around and scream things like:” ’04 represent” and “SoCo in da house.”

It was a lot of fun, but the music, man, the music: Yelle, Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head, Little Boots, Ladyhawke, Kid Cudi, Solange and SURPRISE guest: Kanye West. After the show ended at 2A, we bounced over to the hotel pool next door, stripped and had rowdy relay races until we got kicked out.

I don’t know if it’s possible to top Kanye West, but I know Perez has it in him. Since the line-up hasn’t been announced yet, we’re mixing a little rumor with a little educated guessing to give you our  lineup for the Perez Hilton party:

• Lady Gaga –> This has been the biggest rumor. Not surprising, they’re are besties and she’s on the top of the world right now
• Courtney Love –> Hole’s big US comeback is happening at the SPIN party during SXSW, so…
• Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings –> Amy Winehouse has been replaced.
• M.I.A. –> He always dogs her, but she’s got a new album coming out, and it would be a huge surprise. Diplo’s in town…
• Wale –> Wale is the hip-hop darling right now. He also has done a couple tracks with Lady Gaga.
• Uffie –> potty-mouthed electro princess, she’s gonna be at SXSW and she has a new album.
• Amanda Blank –> See Uffie, except not at SXSW BUT she doesn’t have anything booked
• Nicki Minaj –> The new Foxy Brown or Little Kim. She’s bisexual and Perez loves controversy
• JJ –> dreamy electro about drugs. They aren’t booked during SXSW, but they are touring with the XX, who are ALL over SXSW
• And I’m tapped out…

Our friends over at ATXGossip also have a guess as to the venue.

COMMENT: What do you got? Who are your guesses? Let us know in the comments!