Jen Peen from Austin’s nightlife party blog The Peen Scene wants to shoot you.

If there is a definitive source to find out what’s going on in the Austin nightlife, it’s not the Chronicle. And while the A-List does a great job at getting Out and About, they can’t cover all the ground underground. In fact, no one beats The Peen Scene to find out the haps in the Austin party scene.

As most of you dillos know, we LOVE the Peen Scene. We Tweet, Facebook and blog about them quite a bit. Heck, they’ve even been guest bloggers on this lil site before. That’s why, with much love, we’re pretty excited to celebrate Jen Peen’s b-day this weekend. Without Jen’s pics of our nighttime excursions around Austin, we’d probably only remember a fraction of all the dirty dirty deeds we did the night before.

From the Peens:

As far as music for Jen Peen’s Hip Hop Birthday at Barbarella, you’ve got to know we’re comin’ correct anytime we put The Peen Scene’s name on a dance party. We’ve got that booty bass, dancehall, club bangers, shit that’ll make your ass bounce in ways you never thought possible. Also, unlike many ofBarbarella‘s recent dance parties, we’re keeping it free all night long. Show up whenever you want between 10:00pm – 2:00am, your wallet will stay virginal until you reach the bar. Speaking of the bar, it being Jen’s b-day and a hip hop dance party, maybe yummy down some specially priced “Jen & juice”? Or just go ahead and enjoy the regular $2 PBR or $3 Tecates, its up to you, obv. I guess what I’m tryin’ to say is, COME PARTY WITH THE PEEN SCENE THIS SUNDAY NIGHT!

DEETS: “Jen Peen’s Hip Hop Birthday” (Sunday, 05.30.10); Barbarella (615 Red River, 78701); 10P-2A; FREE Facebook Event

Don’t act like you thought The Peen Scene is done partying when the bars close down! All that means is we have to migrate down the street, where the party gets ever better! When the clock strikes 2am, just when you couldn’t take one more Lil Jon track about sweaty balls, three of Austin’s best DJs,Orion, Pagame, and King Louie, will drop that hot new cumbia, tropical, dancehall sound onEnd Bar//Biker Gallery (formerly Music Gym)! That’s right, give your ass a break from all that wiggling and get your hips swingin’! Drinks? If somehow sippin’ on Jen & juice for 4 hours straight hasn’t gotten your liver pickled proper, the $5 mandatory donation at the door gets you all the after hours booze your black heart desires! The party rages on until the sun comes up, but its okay, Monday is Memorial Day!

DEETS: “Jen Peen’s Birthday Afterparty” (Sunday night: 05.30.10); End Bar Biker Gallery/Music Gym (815 E 6th, 78702); 2A-6A; $5 Facebook Event

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